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jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

(Source: markkruffalo, via the-ryuchan)

tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

(via modifiedfiction)

"Do you smoke?"

- beginning of a beautiful new friendship (via thcwhore)

(via modifiedfiction)

huntersnetv2:

GET THIS OUT OF MY LIFE

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via ruinedchildhood)

lulz-time:

Me when I walk with my mom somewhere 
are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell
somehow I’m both